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31st August 2014

Photo reblogged from janoskians + 5sos♡ with 78 notes

talkdirtypig2me:

everyones reaction to Calums dick

talkdirtypig2me:

everyones reaction to Calums dick

31st August 2014

Post reblogged from here comes the Shaq Attack with 96 notes

guystud:

guystud:

me: nice, generous, and average looking

also me: bitter, asshole, ugly but also hot as hell

31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Land of Rage and Frost with 1,102,762 notes

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

Source: artvevo

31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from tacos....lotta tacos with 1,829 notes

5sosisaddicting:

I enjoy reading Luke’s dads tweets

30th August 2014

Photo reblogged from 5sos are trash ! with 51 notes

5secondsofunsocialteen:

When you miss a couple days in the fandom and come back to this

5secondsofunsocialteen:

When you miss a couple days in the fandom and come back to this

29th August 2014

Link reblogged from Damn with 692 notes

http://msallcanadian.tumblr.com/post/96063670339/dont-you-fucking-dare-just-unbecome-a-calum-girl →

msallcanadian:

dont you fucking dare just unbecome a calum girl because his nudes got leaked. while calums dick is being posted all over social media, and some of us are fucking shaming him, can we just look back and remember the calum hood we all know and love?

3 puppies in one photo

like THIS CALUM…

29th August 2014

Photo reblogged from 5SOS with 145 notes

mylove5sos:

Sassy Calum strikes again

mylove5sos:

Sassy Calum strikes again

29th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Shrek is love, Shrek is life with 672 notes

29th August 2014

Photo reblogged from ♡Buy Drugs Not Uggs♡ with 3,235 notes

suave-cats:

ASHTON’S RESPONSE TO CALUM’S DICK VIDEO OMFG IM SCREECHING

suave-cats:

ASHTON’S RESPONSE TO CALUM’S DICK VIDEO OMFG IM SCREECHING

29th August 2014

Post reblogged from she sleeps alone with 478 notes

calumbutt:

"dont even lie if you got nudes from Calum you would share too"

actually no I wouldn’t because I have respect for other people and know right from wrong???